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Facebook Friday

What a week!  There was an epic field visit.  I was slightly annoyed given that a longer visit would have given us more opportunity to see alternative sites and to visit a Peace Corps Volunteer, but these decisions are not always mine to make.  In other news, I'm off to Nairobi for a week.  I'm very sad to be leaving K, but super happy about being in the land of Pilsner and no Diet Coke shortages...and no fuel shortages...and cheese...and plus it's Nairobi.  Yey!

Enjoy Facebook Friday!

1. Realizing that I'm having a hard time writing a relaxed wedding speech when I write very formally. It's sort of like when I did forensics in high school, and I would read all of my poetry with a British accent without meaning to. I'm just classy like that.
2. I just clicked "like" on my own FB status update. It was so imbued with self-pity that I figured I needed a little pat on the back. In retrospect, chocolate would be more effective.
3. If you repeat "Punk ass" over and over again, its remarkably similar to a douchey Club beat. In fact, throw a "Douche" in there every so often to really make Ed Hardy proud. "Punk ass. Punk ass. Punk ass. Punk ass DOUCHE! Punk ass DOUCHE! Punk ass. Punk ass. Punk ass...."
4. Kid: "Do you say Twenty-Eleven or Two Thousand and Eleven?" Me: "Usually just Two Thousand Eleven, no 'and'." Kid: "So what are you going to say in 2100? Two Thousand One Hundred???" Me: "I hate to brake it to you, but that's 89 years from now. If I'm saying anything its BOO! or BRAAAINS!"

Have a great weekend!

 

Facebook Friday

So another two weeks gone.  Can barely believe how time flies when you're sort of having fun between trips to the vet and minor heart attacks over jockeying for new job postings.  I will say that Facebook has been exciting during this period.  Hope you enjoy!

• I'm sorry, has Sookie always been that skinny? That's not okay.
• So, is it safe to trust an insurance company who has asked us on two occasions whether it was myself or my husband who had the C-section?
• This election year is going to be interesting. Dear, GOP Candidates..lets play, "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shut the Fuck Up!" Find a candidate! You are an active Blooper Reel.
• Steve Jobs resigned because of health reasons...probably got a virus
• "If you think you’re too small to make a difference, you’ve never spent the night with a mosquito.” 
• Unsettled by the stubble on the toilet seat at work.
• Just suddenly realized how glad I am that facebook didn't exist when I was into the 'bar scene'. *shudders*

I have to say I'm unsettled by the stubble on the toilet seat at his work too.  I mean, I know where he works...

Have a great weekend!