Facebook Friday

Let's see how this goes.

1. I'm flipping between the GOP Debate and Big Brother and I've come to a conclusion: America, you shouldn't be allowed to vote for ANYTHING!
2. Last day of internship and the topic of water cooler conversation is about the city's porn and strip club establishments and the people that come in for licensing. All part of my education...
3. Tell the devil I said hey when you get back to where you're from..
4. My 4 year old saw a picture of someone clutching his head on Wall Street today and asked what was making him hurt. I told him the same things that meant I would be living in his basement eating gruel in about twenty-five years.
5. Naperville water doesn't taste as good as Denver water. Granted, there're no earwigs in Naperville water.
6. You know your 7 year old daughter is hanging out in sports camp with the boys a bit too much when she sees a man take a spill on tv and responds, "Oh man, that must have hurt his nut." I had to quickly stop my snort-like guffaw at the shock of it and tell her why that was not appropriate on so many levels.

Have a great weekend!