Facebook Friday comes early this week because I leave tomorrow at 4:45 am for Oregon and I'm not sure I'll get the chance to post in all the rush (I can't wait for Sara's wedding on Saturday! It's going to be such fun!). Luckily this week has been surprisingly good for status updates. And all pre-Thursday. Impressive work by my facebook friends. They must have had lots of time on their hands this week. Or maybe there was just more ample than usual inspiration around. Probably that one.
Enjoy this week's early installment of Facebook Friday!
- Ronnie wonders where that illusive child "not me" is hiding?
- Matthew doesn't care how much money dumb-ass American movie-goers spend...Michael Bay is a pathetic excuse for a story-teller...Transform THIS you millionaire piece of crap...
- Jay just learned the term for "thinking we're doing anything on Twitter to aid the Iran situation": SLACKTIVISM. (Also applicable to buying fair trade coffee or Gap Red products).
- Joel just walked by a parked limo with 3 car seats inside. That's one way to avoid getting a mini-van.
- Molly just saw a commercial for ChiaObama! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes people straight to you, from the makers of ChiaPet, comes a clay head in the likeness of our beloved president that you can add water to and watch in amazement as it grows a green afro. wtf wtf wtf.
- George is thinking about attending a legislative session and yelling "More Cowbell!" in the midst of budget deliberations just to illustrate the absurdity of watching grown men and women who cannot reach a compromise.
- Sam overheard the following on an elevator: Girl 1 - "I guess he can get up to life because the gun was loaded." Girl 2 - "That's just silly. People don't even get life for murder. Look at your uncle."
Have a great weekend!

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