Facebook Friday

This week's status update round-up includes some funny and many sad insights into the lives of my facebook friends:

1. Stacey still hopes to be a trophy wife. 
2. Sam gave up hope and bic'd it.
3. Ellen is going to write misleading handover notes.
4. Dan feels like a leper.
5. Jim is on his way to Mordor.
6. Jay thinks Democrats have no problem raising taxes because they do not pay them.
7. Anne plans her life around her next meal and is not ashamed to admit it.
8. Tammy is soporific.
9. Amy is on a whiskey diet.  She lost three days already!