Here are a few of the best status updates I've seen this week. They are listed in the order that I read them, the names have been changed to protect the guilty and all grammatical errors were kept intact.
- Meg is hoping she did not kill her bread yeast, and is subsequently offering sacrifices to the Bread Gods, including but not limited to excess flour on her kitchen.
- Dale is about to know what the bottom half is like.
- Angie never heard of the Jonas Brothers until today. Ignorance was bliss.
- Sam ate 10-day-old chicken and now has food poisoning.
- Rob is avoiding his cat. Things have been tense between them.
- Matt has numerological tendencies, and won't set microwaves or alarms to round numbers.
- Abby feels like she's in the middle of an Amy Winehouse song.
In other Facebook news, a woman who went to highschool with me posted 3 somewhat unfortunate photos of me today. Facebook can be very very bad.
I thought those pics were cute! You look totally the same, but wiser now.
Posted by: Aimeroo | January 30, 2009 at 02:37 PM
Isn't it amazing that she went to the trouble of scanning them in???
Posted by: Ellerby | February 02, 2009 at 06:22 AM
I thought those pics were cute! You look totally the same, but wiser now.
Posted by: food poisoning symptoms | September 13, 2009 at 12:34 PM